Saturday, December 3, 2011

Dani's Rants part 3: Jason

I have an imaginary boyfriend named Jason. He is 26, from a well-off family in an upscale suburban town. He is also a law student and former lifeguard with a bright future. His zodiac sign is Cancer. He treats me the way I deserve to be treated. He sends me flowers at work when he doesn't have to. He says "I love you" everytime we speak. He isn't ashamed to say that I am his. He posts countless photos of he and I together...a couple in which he is kissing me. He lets me fall asleep in his arms at night. He listens to the hip hop and r&b music that I like...but isn't afraid to throw in a little punk and alternative into the mix. He drives a stick shift and isn't afraid to take me anywhere I want. He takes me to his Cabin Upstate on some weekends so we may both escape from real life and just spend some quality time together. He has never once mentioned his ex-girlfriend eventhough they were together for a long time. He loves his family and will do anything for them...but will still stand up for me if they attempt to trample on my name. I practically live with him eventhough he technically lives with his childhood best friend and I still live at home with my parents. He hates to see me cry or upset. He knows when to be playful and when to be serious. He is not afrraid to think outside the box. He may be imaginary, but it is He that keeps me sane.

1 comment:

MarkP said...

Like you with your imaginary boyfriend, I have an imaginary mistress. Stops me going out and finding a real one. Lets face it though, I doubt I could find a real one if I tried. My Wife is the only person in my life who has ever taken an interest in me. I doubt I could even pay for a mistress... " Sorry luv, I'm not THAT desperate !! " ROFLMAO... ;)